Rivals 2011 Dynasty

bud, we'll see, your nc hopes might disappear in one quick hour

You two are probably going to be playing again in the SEC champ game lol. Maybe you'll go 1-1 and ruin both your chances.

Hey guys, gonna try and get out of my cell phone contract, any thoughts or ideas on how I can?

dclark44 wrote:Hey guys, gonna try and get out of my cell phone contract, any thoughts or ideas on how I can?

Tell them the owner died, because I'm about to murder you in this game.

But how would I call them if I'm dead?

Good point. Have Joker do it?

That might work

Don't count on it.

urbanslegend05 wrote:
You guys get on the text-a-phone and start figuring this out.

Well, if your ass had spent more than 15 min on the schedule, maybe we wouldn't be in this situation. Look man, I don't care if I get a loss at the end of the year. Just don't schedule all my human games back to back to back. It's a pain in my ass and it's gonna hold up the dynasty at some point because when you put all those games back to back, you're bound to catch me in a fucked up part of my schedule.

Anyway, me and 12 are gonna go ahead and play at 11, but I'm telling yall, if it hits 1105 and he's not on, I'm out. I don't give a fuck what happens after that. 12 doesn't have a knack for punctuality and I can't wait up all night waiting for him to get on. Shit, on friday he called me at 9 something saying lets play, so I got on and his ass didn't get up there till 1130 or something like that lol. That was waay too late to be starting a game. Anyway, that's where we're at.

Urbs, you did this with this fucked up schedule. That's why the OD has been moving so slow. When you have 3 and 4 user games in the same week, shit is gonna slow down. You gotta spread that shit out. Also you scheduled some fucked up games, like me and kid in the first week even though you knew I was on night shift at the time. Then you got this 120z fiasco. That's not even mentioning everybody else that had conflicts. It was just too much at one time.

Anyway, 12 hasn't responded to my last text saying "fuck it let's play at 11" but I assume he's cool with it since that's the time he suggested. We'll see what happens though.

splff3000 wrote:

urbanslegend05 wrote:
You guys get on the text-a-phone and start figuring this out.

Well, if your ass had spent more than 15 min on the schedule, maybe we wouldn't be in this situation. Look man, I don't care if I get a loss at the end of the year. Just don't schedule all my human games back to back to back. It's a pain in my ass and it's gonna hold up the dynasty at some point because when you put all those games back to back, you're bound to catch me in a fucked up part of my schedule.

Anyway, me and 12 are gonna go ahead and play at 11, but I'm telling yall, if it hits 1105 and he's not on, I'm out. I don't give a fuck what happens after that. 12 doesn't have a knack for punctuality and I can't wait up all night waiting for him to get on. Shit, on friday he called me at 9 something saying lets play, so I got on and his ass didn't get up there till 1130 or something like that lol. That was waay too late to be starting a game. Anyway, that's where we're at.

Urbs, you did this with this fucked up schedule. That's why the OD has been moving so slow. When you have 3 and 4 user games in the same week, shit is gonna slow down. You gotta spread that shit out. Also you scheduled some fucked up games, like me and kid in the first week even though you knew I was on night shift at the time. Then you got this 120z fiasco. That's not even mentioning everybody else that had conflicts. It was just too much at one time.

Anyway, 12 hasn't responded to my last text saying "fuck it let's play at 11" but I assume he's cool with it since that's the time he suggested. We'll see what happens though.

Easy pal. Smoke something. Take a happy pill. I'm not worried about it when people have legitimate excuses like yourself. The reason I am upset about it is bc 12's excuses for not playing the last two days was drinking. Yes, he couldn't play the last two days bc he was drinking.....all day, both days. That's why I'm like, he needs to make it work. You can't do anything about your work schedule. I did't say a thing when we had to wait on you and kid. So chill out man. I don't want you to go Columbine on your co-workers.

urbanslegend05 wrote:Easy pal. Smoke something. Take a happy pill. I'm not worried about it when people have legitimate excuses like yourself. The reason I am upset about it is bc 12's excuses for not playing the last two days was drinking. Yes, he couldn't play the last two days bc he was drinking.....all day, both days. That's why I'm like, he needs to make it work. You can't do anything about your work schedule. I did't say a thing when we had to wait on you and kid. So chill out man. I don't want you to go Columbine on your co-workers.

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!! I DON'T FUCKING PLAY MFER!!! lol, naw I'm cool. After rereading the post it does look kinda harsh lol. It wasn't meant that way lol. It did bear a bit of frustration though because of all these problems scheduling games. Meh, I knew it was gonna happen when I saw the schedule. I believe I told you that or maybe it was kid. It was one of yall. Anyway, I'm cool lol.

On a sidenote: After staring at my avatar for 5 min straight, I have to agree with jhawk. It IS kinda disturbing lol. That raccoon maybe should see a vet about his balls. I mean they are entirely too big. Rabies? Little Red Riding Hood should be running away. Not marveling at the size of his sick balls.

I just want to know where you and kid are getting your avatars. They're pretty great.

urbanslegend05 wrote:I just want to know where you and kid are getting your avatars. They're pretty great.

Google funny gifs or humorous gifs or just gifs or anything with gifs at the end. Make sure you have search filter on at least medium though. You may pull up some images of the granny version of milf(mother I'd like to fuck), a gilf(granny I'd like to fuck). I don't know though, you may be in to that sort of thing lol.

I hear that the FSU/WVU game was pretty classic. I want details from the winning side.

WVU goes to Tallahassee and beats FSU 35-28 in a "good ole barnburner"

WVU took a 14-0 lead in the 1st Quarter behind a concerted effort to rush the ball in order to protect the Sophomore QB Geno Smith. Tavon Austin, although tiny, proved to be a workhorse the entire game.

FSU pulled w/in 14-7, but then Geno tossed a TD to make it 21-7. WVU's coach thought they were in full control of the game at that point.

In the 3rd Quarter FSU opened up the scoring on a 40 yard option TD run by Chris Thompson. FSU's rushing game wasn't the story though as EJ Manuel threw for 434 yards, but 5 INTs.

Then the 4th Quarter started...and oh boy. A 28 point 4th Quarter had fans leaving the stadium in awe. Back up RB, Shawne Alston, started off the scoring w/ a bruising 23 yard TD run. FSU then drove the field and scored a TD pass from EJ Manuel to pull FSU back w/in 7...28-21.

Then Tavon Austin showed his wheels by turning a off-tackle run into a 83 yard TD run to put WVU back up 14 points. FSU comes back again behind the arm of EJ Manuel to cut the lead to 7 once again...which ended the scoring.

Both coaches said they were on the edge of their seats from the first play. WVU fans were rejoicing payback after losing the Gator Bowl in 2009 in Bobby Bowden's last game.

The #7 Mountaineers now gear themselves up for the Big East season, which hopefully proves easier than the non-conference early season schedule.

Great game.

FSU
EJ Manuel - 21-34 for 434 yards - 2 TDs - 5 INTs
Rodney Smith - 180 yards receiving - 1 TD
Bert Reed - 118 yards receiving

WVU
Geno Smith - 11-17 - 188 yards - 1 TD - 0 INTs
Tavon Austin - 165 yards - 2 TDs
Stedman Bailey - 97 yards

urbanslegend05 wrote:Anyone ready for the first bit of good news today? We'll be advancing soon. 12 and Splff are about to play now, and that means an advance. Between the user games and the gameface fiasco in workers, I've been waiting all day for a game. Looks like it might happen.

And WVU won...good news for me at least.

And can someone post how to post videos again? I have no idea how to do that still.

NY_Eer wrote:

urbanslegend05 wrote:Anyone ready for the first bit of good news today? We'll be advancing soon. 12 and Splff are about to play now, and that means an advance. Between the user games and the gameface fiasco in workers, I've been waiting all day for a game. Looks like it might happen.

And WVU won...good news for me at least.

And can someone post how to post videos again? I have no idea how to do that still.

After the game ends (before you go back to the dynasty screen) there's an option where you look at your stats. It says view highlights or create highlights....something like that. All you have to do is watch the replay and then it gives you an option to save. Once you do that and exit the game, it automatically uploads it to the ncaa dynasty home on the easports site.

urbanslegend05 wrote:

NY_Eer wrote:

urbanslegend05 wrote:Anyone ready for the first bit of good news today? We'll be advancing soon. 12 and Splff are about to play now, and that means an advance. Between the user games and the gameface fiasco in workers, I've been waiting all day for a game. Looks like it might happen.

And WVU won...good news for me at least.

And can someone post how to post videos again? I have no idea how to do that still.

After the game ends (before you go back to the dynasty screen) there's an option where you look at your stats. It says view highlights or create highlights....something like that. All you have to do is watch the replay and then it gives you an option to save. Once you do that and exit the game, it automatically uploads it to the ncaa dynasty home on the easports site.

Easy enough. Thanks!

Just so I know whether or not to stay up...are we advancing tonite for sure?

Yeah, we will advance around midnight for sure.

Welcome to Week 5!
Remember to visit dynasty.easports.com to publish your own stories.

=============== #3 Alabama Crimson Tide (4-0) ===============
Last week, Alabama won 62-6 against Arkansas (2-2).
This week, the Crimson Tide travel to Gainesville to face the #2 Florida Gators (4-0).

=============== Cal Golden Bears (2-1) ===============
Last week, Cal won 34-14 against Michigan (1-3).
This week, the Golden Bears will host #11 Oregon (2-1).

=============== #2 Florida Gators (4-0) ===============
Last week, Florida won 63-10 against Auburn (1-2).
This week, the Gators will host #3 Alabama (4-0).

=============== #18 Florida State Seminoles (2-2) ===============
Last week, Florida State lost 35-28 against West Virginia (2-0).
This week, the Seminoles travel to Durham to face the Duke Blue Devils (1-2).
In recruiting news, the following Florida State targets have announced their decisions:
- (****) C Doug Bates has committed to Florida State

=============== #9 Miami Hurricanes (3-1) ===============
Last week, Miami won 50-0 against USF (2-1).
This week, the Hurricanes will host Boston College (2-2).
In recruiting news, the following Miami targets have announced their decisions:
- (***) CB Josh Washington has committed to Miami

=============== #1 Ohio State Buckeyes (3-0) ===============
Last week the Buckeyes were idle.
This week, the Buckeyes will host Michigan State (4-0).

=============== #10 Oklahoma Sooners (3-1) ===============
Last week, Oklahoma won 59-23 against Notre Dame (0-3).
This week, the Sooners travel to Boulder to face the Colorado Buffaloes (2-1).

=============== Stanford Cardinal (3-0) ===============
Last week, Stanford won 40-17 against USC (1-1).
This week, the Cardinal will host Utah (1-1).

=============== #8 Texas Longhorns (1-1) ===============
Last week, Texas won 66-0 against Wisconsin (3-1).
This week, the Longhorns will host Kansas State (3-0).

=============== Virginia Tech Hokies (3-1) ===============
Last week, Virginia Tech won 63-20 against ECU (1-2).
This week, the Hokies will host North Carolina (2-2).

=============== #6 West Virginia Mountaineers (2-0) ===============
Last week, West Virginia won 35-28 against Florida State (2-2).
This week, the Mountaineers travel to Piscataway to face the Rutgers Scarlet Knights (2-1).

WVU beat Rutgers 48-23 on the road to open conference play

Tavon Austin had another solid game as did backup HB Shawne Alston. Austin finished w/ 132 yards and 2 TDs while Alston recorded 89 yards and 1 TD. The WVU passing game was off all day, but Geno didn't make many mistakes while throwing for 2 TDs and only 1 INT.

The WVU passing defense showed up this week, but Rutgers HB Joe Martinek ran all over them for over 200 yards, including an 80 yard TD run on the 1st play from scrimmage.

The game started off as if the gods were not looking fondly upon the Mountaineers. After Martinek's run, Rutgers recovered a fumble on WVU's next play from scrimmage and added a FG to make it 10-0 in the 1st.

WVU then scored 31 straight points to put the game out of reach, but Rutgers came back in the late 3rd and 4th Quarters to make it look closer than it was.

NY_Eer wrote:

urbanslegend05 wrote:Anyone ready for the first bit of good news today? We'll be advancing soon. 12 and Splff are about to play now, and that means an advance. Between the user games and the gameface fiasco in workers, I've been waiting all day for a game. Looks like it might happen.

And WVU won...good news for me at least.

And can someone post how to post videos again? I have no idea how to do that still.

Good new for u is right...buddy!! I'm just glad that my 3 int in the first quarter didn't make the game a complete blow out. Coach getonmylevelho obviously needs to check his own levels because 6 turnovers to 0 is never going to get it done. When talking to reporters he said, "I don't mind going back and forth until the final whistle, but when we help the other team out by giving them to chances to our one, shit gets fucked up!" HBO had no problem airing the curse words on primetime..just ask Rex Ryan.

Oklahoma disposes of Colorado 43-0. The Sooners defense was all over the place, recording a safety, recovering a fumble for a touchdown, forced 5 turnovers and held Colorado to only 103 total yards. Tom Wort recorded 8 tackles, 2 sacks and forced a fumble in the end zone that Desmond Jackson recovered. Sam Proctor intercepted a pass and also recorded a safety when he tackled Tyler Hansen in the end zone on an option play.

Drew Allen struggled, completing only 4 of 12 passes and took 2 terrible sacks. It was enough for Joker as he pulled him and put in Landry Jones, who went 3-6 for 25 yards and a score in the second half. No word on who will start next week. Jermie Calhoun picked up 161 rushing yards on 20 carries while Brennan Clay added 123 yards on 16 carries, finding the end zone twice.

A huge game against Texas is up next.

getonmylevelho wrote:

NY_Eer wrote:

urbanslegend05 wrote:Anyone ready for the first bit of good news today? We'll be advancing soon. 12 and Splff are about to play now, and that means an advance. Between the user games and the gameface fiasco in workers, I've been waiting all day for a game. Looks like it might happen.

And WVU won...good news for me at least.

And can someone post how to post videos again? I have no idea how to do that still.

Good new for u is right...buddy!! I'm just glad that my 3 int in the first quarter didn't make the game a complete blow out. Coach getonmylevelho obviously needs to check his own levels because 6 turnovers to 0 is never going to get it done. When talking to reporters he said, "I don't mind going back and forth until the final whistle, but when we help the other team out by giving them to chances to our one, shit gets fucked up!" HBO had no problem airing the curse words on primetime..just ask Rex Ryan.

Yeah...in 2010 I used to throw INTs ALL the time. Can't win consistently like that...just like reality. I probably don't open it up enough now, but I'll take my chances in closer games controlling the ball rather than tossing it around. It might be a different story if I knew what I was doing in the passing game.

I should've won by more w/ that many INTs...especially in the 1st Quarter, but my conservative ass kept it close and then I couldn't stop your passing game to save my life at the end. You just ran out of time.